Date: Jun 16, 2017 2:39 am Title: Chapter 1
I giggled, chuckled, and guffawed. Thank goodness I wasn't drinking anything while reading. This was so darned irresistible that I couldn't stop reading, even though I desperately needed to pee. Had to make a mad dash - in no way, shape, or form like that blasted Pomeranian, however. ;)
Loved this crackfic from start to finish! That includes the picture that sent you on a tear. But, really, the sign at the bottom telling customers not to touch the merchandise. Uh-huh. Sure. LOL
Still snickering at the way Captain Astro-Glide inspired Em to start a collection.
Trying to figure out how Em would have ever gotten Brian to let him use his loft for the occasion... Maybe when Brian was passed out, Em took a snore for assent. :P
The neurotic Pomeranian really did me in. One of my aunts had a crazy dog just like that. Truly only liked her and was evil to everyone else.
Every single character was perfectly drawn, although I think Jen's grandma takes the cake - or dilo - as the case may be. The generalizations / stereotypes were hilarious as well. And now I have a new lawyer joke, lolol. Mel as the champion . . . hahahaha. Watch out Brian and Justin; you've got competition!
Absolutely adored the way Emmett outsmarted everyone at the end.
Em and a gaggle of gals will beat out Deb and the boys any day! hahahaha
Thanks for the laughs, Saje. I know it's taken me a couple months to read this, but it was just the right story to lift my mood today.
~Karynn
Author's Response:
OOOOOO, I get a long one! My favorite kind!
I am glad you giggled, chuckled, and guffawed and still managed NOT to pee your pants. You did better than I did. Can't tell you how many bathroom breaks I had to take while writing this.
I was not even joking about the picture being the inspiration and I too, laughed out loud at the no touch sign. I mean, really?
Don't know where the Captain Astro-Glide moniker came from and my only excuse is the drugs (prescribed) that I was on while writing.
Thank you for your appreciation of my characterizations. I tried to get as much mileage from them as I could. I am sure that was sickeningly obvious.
Emmett was always very smart, just very devilish about who knew it.
You are welcome for the laughs, K. So, don't worry about the timeframe, just know you read it when you were supposed to. When you needed the lift. Glad I could be of service. Truly.
Saje
Date: Apr 17, 2017 5:14 pm Title: Chapter 1
LMAO! Loved this! The Queen of Reinvention is at it AGAIN and this time he's brought in the ladies. Absolutely laughed my ass off at Savta's comments. Between her and Em, that bachelorette party was truly unforgettable! I didn't like the teeny pink one either but the dog sure did....LMFAO!!!!!!
HUGS,
~Chelle
Author's Response:
I am so glad you found the time to take a read with me Chelle. I kept thinking what your reaction might be the whole time I was writinng it. So glad you had a good time. I have decided to print it off and give it to various people in my life that need a little pick me up, or an attitude ajustment. Maybe you'd like to do the same?
Hugs back Atcha!
Saje
[Report This]Date: Apr 17, 2017 3:11 pm Title: Chapter 1
OMG! I laughed so hard I had tears rolling down my face! Thank you!
Author's Response:
LOL! Then my job here is done! You are so very welcome!
Saje
Date: Apr 17, 2017 5:43 am Title: Chapter 1
That was so funny I almost peed my pants. How did Emmett get Tucker's Dick size?
Thank you for the Compliment. Tucker never asked, and Emmett never said. He just saved it, and kept it a secret.... Saje P.S. Read Mother Taylor and Mr. Kinney
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Date: Apr 16, 2017 11:26 pm Title: Chapter 1
Omg that was hilarious! And I don't even like dick...lol those 'scents' seem right on too! Thanks for the laughs ladies!
Author's Response:
Thank You Glo! And you don't have to like dick to find them being shoved in people's faces and them saying 'smell this' funny. Kinda like that weird 'pull my finger' Uncle everyone has. I had to write something funny after the very shitty month I'd had to show how very grateful I am that it was not worse. Thank the Universe it didn't kill me this time, and you are welcome for the laughs.
Saje
Date: Apr 16, 2017 6:13 pm Title: Chapter 1
This is hilarious and genius! I laughed more than a little! The doo-doo in the loafers was so funny, knowing how Brian is so anal with his shoes.
The whole idea is so well developed and it's something that Emmett could come up with. Jennifer, the Grandma and Mel (for once) were the best entertainers. Sure, the alcohol helped, otherwise I don't see Mel accepting the challenge easily.
Getting Deb to attend the boys' event is genius as well, although she would have been in her element with the girls.
Author's Response:
Hey Sno, Thank you for the compliment. I am glad you laughed. I figured you would mention the doo-doo, but a little surprised you didn't mention the Frozen reference due to your niece?
I have no idea how this ended up this developed since it literally came to me in a flash. And I put Deb with the Boys because for some reason, somewhere, I saw Sharon Gless in a tailed tuxedo and she looked fucking fabulous and I just couldn't do it any other way. It was the inspiration for that entire part of the story.
Thanks again for reading.
Saje
[Report This]Date: Apr 16, 2017 1:19 pm Title: Chapter 1
A pretty comprehensive and hysterical story. How did Emmett manage to get Ben, Tucker, Noah and Carl to let him mold their dicks? Love Jen's grandmother and the dog.
Author's Response:
Thank you for the compliment. OH dear, that is a story for another day. I thought about including them here, but realized this thing would be entirely WAY too long and not nearly as funny. Thank you, I love Jen and her Gramma too.
Saje
Date: Apr 16, 2017 11:04 am Title: Chapter 1
So freaking funny... LOVED this and so glad it burrowed into your brain until you wrote it. Savta was hysterical and of course Mel and deep throat the best, a fact she would HATE for Brian to know LOL
on a side note, I would LOVE to see the men in their tails, especially our Brian and Justin all dolled up... damn they'd look so hot!
Author's Response:
Thank you...I loved the idea, but hated that it would not leave me alone, have not slept in days. Savta is hysterical and an amalgamation of my own Gramma B and my Great Gramma that insisted all of us younglings call her Millie as she dressed in pleather mini skirts and platform thigh high boots. And yeah, In my head the guys are are so hot, my ovaries were sweating bullets.
Saje
Date: Apr 16, 2017 10:26 am Title: Chapter 1
Very hot night in Michigan and a/c broken, so I can't sleep. Happy to find a new story to read. And what a story! Funniest thing I've read in weeks!
Carol
My Gramma B used to say "You either leave 'em laughing or crying, but if you can leave 'em crying with laughter, well then, you can consider it a job well done." Hope I did that here. If you had to be miserably sweaty, at least you were laughing. Thank you for the compliment. Saje
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[Report This]Date: Apr 16, 2017 7:06 am Title: Chapter 1
Giggling at 2 am in the morning. Love it!!!
Author's Response:
I was giggling while writing it at 1 am in the morning, hopped up on meds and cigarettes, irritated that my fingers wouldn't work fast enough.
Thank you for the compliment.
Saje