[Report This]Date: Aug 04, 2016 3:11 am Title: Chapter 9
I LOVE this story!😂
Date: Aug 04, 2016 2:38 am Title: Chapter 9
Love this Mikey is such a prick did Ben know he taken E your so fast can't wait for next chapter
[Report This]Date: Aug 04, 2016 2:35 am Title: Chapter 9
Love how Mikey gets worse and worse with each chapter. Can't thank you enough for posting!!!
Date: Aug 04, 2016 1:44 am Title: Chapter 8
I take it Michael is going to get his ass handed to him in court? And Ben will find out about the stalking and kick his butt to the curb (or Deb's House).
Lindsey need a different hobby and a job.
Date: Aug 04, 2016 12:15 am Title: Chapter 8
<Sitting here humming old Negro Spirituals> I do that whenever idiocy begins to piss me off.... The PITA Foundation has really been working on my nerves. OHHHHHHH if I could fold myself into the creases of this story, I would strangle both of them and that gaudy orange jumpsuit be damned!
The absolute NERVE of Lindsay making 'suggestions' and expecting them to be taken and followed. Instead of working on her partnership, she is constantly trying to interfere with a successful one. This level of harassment goes so far beyond wanting Justin to succeed that it has become the ugly sides of jealousy and envy! Seriously, Brian and Justin NEED to take out a restraining order on the bitch! I LOVED the way Reed handled Lindsay! And apparently he also speaks WASP...in fact he speaks well-educated, highly-qualified WASP where as Lindsay just came out looking like a pretentious harridan. As for Peter, I think it's time that the gloves come off when he's dealing with Lindsay. Out of respect for Justin and therefore Brian, he hasn't gone off on her yet. I think it's past time that he does!!
And Michael's peanut-headed ass...REALLY SIR?? A custody hearing? On what grounds?? Mel didn't 'Neglect' the kids- that was his and Lindsay's forte. And then to call himself slick by picking Jenny up from school at 2 without calling ANYONE to verify that he had her!! Well now THAT is irresponsible! Justin, who was supposed to pick her up, could have thought anything had happened to her and called the police. If he hadn't had the presence of mind to ask the school what was happening, it could have gone a whole other way. I am sooooooooooooo looking forward to seeing how Brian deals with his stupid, stalking ass 'best friend.' Hopefully Ben will get his head out of his ass and start looking for some good hard truths regarding his childish husband.
Lindsay and Michael need reality checks post-haste and I CAN'T WAIT to watch them be delivered!!
Happy Writing and HUGS,
~Nichelle
Author's Response:
I normally have an ending in mind what I write, but this one seems to want to keep going. So unfortunately, you'll have to suffer the petulant twosome for a while. LOL
Date: Aug 03, 2016 11:53 pm Title: Chapter 1
I'm loving this -- it's so addictive and funny!
Can't wait for Mickey (sp) to be shut down and Lindsay's bubble to burst... Lol
Author's Response:
I love that people get my humor. I can't write anything serious for long, so as long as I write, I will try to get a giggle out of the readers. Thanks
[Report This]Date: Aug 03, 2016 11:24 pm Title: Chapter 8
As always a great chapter. Love how you put Lindsay in her place and am looking forward to seeing what you do with Michael. Poor JR.
Author's Response:
JR is really smart at five. She has a small part but I think she tells it to Brian the best. Thanks for reading.
Date: Aug 03, 2016 10:27 pm Title: Chapter 8
So once again Lindsey is assuming herslf into other's business. Between Reed and Peter, she's going to really burn her bridges with justin and of course Brian. I can never get over what a high opinion she has of herself!!
I'm glad for Mel's sake that they are "taking a break" Maybe teh councellingwill help them, but until she sees things for how theyrelly are, I don't hold out much hope for them. Poor mel seems to be having to handle the whole custody battle withour Lindsey so far. If Lindsey she's going to be hit right between the eyes if this goes to court. Like I said, I kind of hope it dies. It would be pretty funny in some says. both Micheal adn Lindsey having all their skeletons brought out for all to see. I can't see Lindsey's mother being at all happy with it. Doesn't make for a good public image with the country club set.
I have to say though.please write FAST!!!!!!! I'm dying to see how brian confronts Michael now!! LOL. Ben has been completely snowed by Michael and he needs all teh right info. I think he's going to have everything or at least many things brought out to the light of day. The fact that Michael has still been stalking Brian when he's supposed to have been looking after his daughter. And what's with him taking JR out of school early? and then getting her picked up? Again...won't bode well for anything in court. Justin is right, that she has to be the bad guy here. The real truth has to come out adn feelings need to be put aside. This is her child, not a toy to fight over. Michael doesn't seem to get that. His world is filled with comics and superheros. He thinks Brian is going to be on his side and fight his battles for him. HA! boy...is that going to shock th shit out of him!
Will await the next update!! all your fics are great! I'm so glad you are contributing so much for us all to enjoy. I'm definitely n teh corner of making this longer than the others. :) I'm just greedy that way. lol
Cheers,
Elaine
Author's Response:
I just finished the next update and it was hard, I couldn't control Brian. It sold be up soon.
Date: Aug 03, 2016 3:48 pm Title: Chapter 7
Oh my dear friggin lord! I want to seriously smack BOTH Linds and Michael upside the head Debbie style! They are both so up in everyone else's lives that they can't figure out their own. I mean really.late takign the kids to school, adn then "catnapping" for 8 hours outside B&J's place? Where the hell does she get off thinking she can just assume herslef in their lives? And Michael.well...anyone who calls kids brats needs a serious ass kicking! I'm surprised Brian left it just like that! I'd be physically atacking anyone who demeaned my children like that!!!!!
they both have a lot of nerve critisizing Brian and Justin regarding gus and JR when THEY are the ones who are being irresponsible parents! The fact that Michael is still threatening legal action regarding custody is laughable. I almost hope he tries just so he gets laughed at by....well EVERYONE and perhaps the legal minds will out him in his place. FORCE him to pay child support etc.
Another excellent update!!! Keep 'em coming. I look forward to each and every one of them and get such a sense of joy when they appear.
Cheers,
Elaine
Author's Response:
Thanks for all the cheering you do. I get home from work and plan on writing because you ask. Thanks for making my day.
Date: Aug 03, 2016 3:33 pm Title: Chapter 6
It seems there isn't enough money in the world to buy Mr 3 brain cells a clue. As frustrating as he is....it makes for great hilarity! It seems Brian could shout it from teh mountaintops and Michael still son't get it. Argh! I'm looking forard to what ben has to say about the whole thing, yet michael still doesn't seem to be taking it seriously. Being threatened with the security of his marriage still doesn't seem to be working on him. Michael is running around like a chicken with it's head cut off hunting down Brian, yet he's not paying any attention to his marriage or his child.
finally Brian is trying to get it across to him, sadly nothing seems to compute. What will it take??!?!?
Justins was funny!! "I want to be the mistress...." Funny as hell! I can totally see him saying that with how you have written him.
AS for not seeing an ending.....that's a good thing IMO. Makes for a longer story. Longer is goooooooooooood!
Cheers,
Elaine
Date: Aug 03, 2016 4:17 am Title: Chapter 7
WHOO-HOO!!! The Pot met the Kettle and are CLASHING! Both Beavis and Butthead are both irresponsible and neglectful so it was quite amusing watching them hurl insults of the same nature at each other. Both of them are trying to run Brian and Justin's life to where they can't be bothered to live their own lives. Suddenly at the mention of Justin picking up the kids from school, Michael has a whole lot to say. I'm so glad that Mel shut him up by telling him that unless he can pick JR (God I really HATE that name!) then he really has no say or opinion. I damn near died laughing when Brian told Michael to shut the fuck up. THAT was soooooooo lonnnnnngg overdue!! Whiny Whimpy MOFO! And then for the idiot to basically threaten Mel about revisiting the child custody agreement...REALLY?? Who in their right mind would give Michael a platform to speak let alone custody of a child?? Such a waste of sperm...SMH
As for Ms. I'm a Stalking Twit, she really needs to keep to what she is SUPPOSED to be doing instead of once again minding business that isn't hers. The question following her statement should have been 'What the hell were you doing at Brian and Justin's house and how long had you been there?' This bitch right here is really a desperate, attention-whore too just like the Sarg! Another waste of sperm! PFFT...can't even manage her own life but wants to manage Justin's career.
I think Mel and Brian need to have a couple of these Golden Chairs on standby for PITA!!!
Anxiously awaiting the next chapter!!
Happy Writing and HUGS,
~Nichelle
P.S. Brian and Justin should have taken the opportunity to Chop Michael in the Throat when he called Beth and Victoria brats!!! WHOOO-WEEEEEE I would be making that footprint and a dot when I walked since I would have planted my whole leg plus my hip in Michael's ass!!!! It would have looked a lot like this:
[Report This]Date: Aug 03, 2016 3:08 am Title: Chapter 7
Brian was right to call Michael and Lindsay Beavis and Butthead they are both so caught up in telling Brian and Justin what they should be doing that they don't notice that as parents both are seriously lacking.
Michael Wants custody of JR why? So Deb, Carl and Ben can look after her while he runs after Brian?
Lindsay slept for hours while waiting for Justin to come so she can tell him what he is doing wrong and how to improve his art?
What the Hell does she know about art? The woman is not an artist or an art expert she is a fake, who wants to be Justin so badly but lacks the true talent or drive to do it.
They are both so caught up in living through Brian and Justin that they can't see how much of a bully they are both being.
It was funny both of them attacking each other while Justin is planning his next several paintings of the kids, I wonder if Mel us going to continue to bury her head in the sand or will she believe the lie Lindsay gives her?
When Michael yelled about the girls being brats I literally wanted to jump onto the page to beat him down. (Congrats for making the characters so life like that I want to hurt them lol)
Michael and Lindsay aren't just delusional they are beyond selfish and they don't care who they hurt in the process, just as long as both achieve their own goals.
Author's Response:
I think they have selective hearing. LOL
[Report This]Date: Aug 03, 2016 3:06 am Title: Chapter 7
I'm not sure where Lindsay's mind is. It's not on the kids. Neither is Michaels. The only ones who seem to care are Mel, who works, Brian and Justin.
[Report This]Date: Aug 03, 2016 1:18 am Title: Chapter 6
Where to begin? Michael Novotny
Michael is so self absorbed that he doesn't care that he scared two sweet babies and I bet Joanne aswell by yelling while the adults try to have a conversation, Deb should have taken him in the back and spanked his Ass lol
Michael is so wrapped up in trying to get to Brian that he can't see that he has become the Drop-in Dad every always thought Brian was, he treats poor JR like she is burden to him and instead of spending time with his daughter he is true to get in Brian's business.
I feel bad for JR because it is bad enough her father ignores her but Lindsay does it too and if Mel wasn't so busy she would see that her family is falling apart, but then again this is the life you chose when you decided to pick Michael as the father and Lindsay as the mother.
These two kids are nothing more than pawns in their parents games because no adult is really paying attention or putting a stop to Michael and Lindsay's behavior.
Instead of taking care of the two she had Lindsay is trying to prove that she can be a better parent to Brian and Justin's kids, how can she do that when she can't even remove her head from her own Ass?
FOR THE LAST TIME, BRIAN DOESN'T WANT YOU! YOU'RE NOT HIS WIFE, LOVER, PARTNER or TRICK! GROW UP ALREADY!!!
Lindsay can't be bothered to drop off or pick up her kids on time so how is she going to manage two opinionated twins?
I have a feeling that even with the threat of losing their partners and their kids Michael and Lindsay will continue to act like children.
Ben and Mel need to decide what is more important placating Michael and Lindsay or walking away from the madness, what they don't want to admit is that their marriages is a one sided love, Michael and Lindsay don't love Ben or Mel they just love the control they think they have over Brian and Justin.
Everyone else has grown up and moved on with their lives while Michael and Lindsay are stuck in the past and they aren't looking to change that anytime soon.
Can't wait to see how Brian and Justin are going to react to Lindsay sleeping on their doorstep, or Mel getting called from the school about the kids?
[Report This]Date: Aug 03, 2016 1:12 am Title: Chapter 6
Brian tells Michael how it is and he still doesn't have a clue. Love Jen's description of Mikey. Had to chuckle at Justin's response.
[Report This]Date: Aug 03, 2016 1:01 am Title: Chapter 5
That police officer was much to nice to Michael. Love Emmett.
[Report This]Date: Aug 03, 2016 12:50 am Title: Chapter 4
I can't tell you how much I'm enjoying this story. Mikey and Linds are a trip. It's nice to see how Mel is getting along with Brian and not with Mikey.
Date: Aug 03, 2016 12:47 am Title: Chapter 6
The PITA brigade is in FULL swing!!! It looks like Michael's dumbass is not even concerned about his marriage or is thinks that Ben is bluffing. His ears turn off when he doesn't want to hear what is being said. Brian should just cut him out of his life. It's TIME!!
And I thought Michael was neglectful but Lindsay takes the CAKE!!! I'm glad that Justin is not at home. Too bad they don't have the electrified fence, security and guard dogs! That bitch is a stalker!!! They should have her arrested. Although I think the school will probably take care of that since I'm sure that her nap is going to cause her to be late picking the kids up AGAIN! Mel really needs to trade her in for a new model- one that can keep a job and be responsible; a REAL partner instead of a lazy, invasive trick who just wants to play house.
SMH....I am soooooo looking forward to the next chapter!!!
HUGS,
~Nichelle
P.S. In regards to your last comment: Great Minds think alike! I'm sure Wonder Whore is probably going to make an appearance when she meets Reed....LOL
Date: Aug 02, 2016 10:53 pm Title: Chapter 5
OKAY!!!! So not only is Cunty...oops I mean CAPTAIN Pain in the Ass presumptuous, but delusional as well. Lindsay has a seriously over-inflated opinion of herself. Again, where is her career? NON-EXISTENT maybe hmmm?? "Well Brian is making a mistake hiring someone else. When he finally has to call me, I am going to tell him, only if Justin moves his studio to the gallery. That way I can approve of Justin's work before he shows it." She'll be waiting until Brian goes in for a sex change before he calls for her to run ANYTHING with his name attached to it! And we all know, that would be on the other side of NEVER!! I wouldn't put it passed her to show up at the Gallery everyday trying to make one of the new staff members quit, thinking that she could take their place.
As for Sargeant Pain in the Ass aka Mr. 3 Cells: Can I just begin by telling you that I choked on my Pepsi reading that??!! That was CLASSIC and completely TRUE! Michael has about as much intelligence as an Ear of Corn. I really have to wonder how many times Deb must have tripped on acid while she was carrying Michael for him to not only be delusional but also have the brain capacity of a gnat. It's times like this that Michael's relationship with David Cameron would have come in handy. He needs to be locked away and controlled and Ben is just giving Michael too much room to be an asshole.
Poor Em had to be stuck with the "Unwanted" all night and then Brian and Justin had to endure the WHINE of the century. I'm glad that it wasn't only Justin who called the cops. I swear Brian and Justin need security everywhere they go, including at home. I hate the fact that Michael and Lindsay take it upon themselves to intrude on Brian and Justin whether they are at home or at the Diner. The Bitch and Mitch really makes my blood boil! I hope Justin and Brian explode soon, knocking the insane duo back to good sense (if that's even possible- SMH)!
Happy Writing and HUGS,
~Nichelle
Author's Response:
Okay how did you get into my computer, I was only trying to snoop when I got in yours Lol. Linds is going to meet Reed.
Date: Aug 02, 2016 8:35 pm Title: Chapter 5
Jeebuz....Again, Lindey being so bloody presumptuous. Like she's some kind of art prodegy and all should be honoured by her presence. sheesh! Can't wait till reality hits her smack in the face!
Mr 3 cells.(heheh..ok, now that was funny how you had him described there) Just can't catch a clue either. what I would've done to watch him being conronted by teh cops. Another one who needs to catch a clue adn a dose of reality.
DUDE!! No one wants to hang with you! Your "best frind" wants you to go fly a kite! Even your own mother is sick of it.
Poor Emmett. He takes one for the home team. What a good friend he is. Brian owes hom a few Cosmos I think.
thanks for the after lunch read. :)
Cheers
Elaine
Author's Response:
The thing with this story is I can't see the end. All the other there was a place to end it with potential for later sequels. So this might be longer than the others.
Date: Aug 02, 2016 6:22 pm Title: Chapter 4
I can't believe the audacity of Lindsey! I mean really?!? "I'll just go tell Sydney..." who the hell does she think she is? she has such a completely over inflated opinion of herself. Loved how Brian put her in her place. she was so offended by it and just doesn't see where she was at fault. UGH!!!!!!!!! she drives me crazy!! LOL!
Brian playing secret agent man was funny. Michael is so far in delial that he just doesn't have a clue.
Can't wait to hear what the little whiner has to say now at Woodys.
thanks for updating so quickly!! It always give me such a great break at work to take a few minutes off and read them. Always gets be going.
Cheers!!
Elaine
Author's Response:
I think Michael and Linds only hear themselves everything else is white noise.
Date: Aug 02, 2016 6:15 pm Title: Chapter 2
Ugh......Everyone treats Lindsey and Michael with kid glovevs. They keep explaining things to them like they are 12 years old. I'm so looking forward to when you have someone completely blast them! Up one side and down the other!! LOL! I love it when you do that. *rubbing my hads together maniacally*
Author's Response:
It's going to happen a lot, neither listen to anybody.
Date: Aug 02, 2016 5:43 pm Title: Chapter 4
Even though I like Michael on the show but I love my anit-michael fics all your fics been amazing can't wait for next chapter
Author's Response:
I love Michael he gives me so much to write. Thanks for joining me in my madness.
Date: Aug 02, 2016 5:25 pm Title: Chapter 4
LMAOOOOOOOOOooooooo!!! Captain Pain in the Ass got it right between her eyes didn't she? Brian sure knew how to shut her up!! I'm actually proud of him that he stated the lack of managerial experience FIRST before mentioning Sam. If it were me I would have told straightaway that I was running an Art Gallery NOT a Brothel and that she could go ply her trade elsewhere. Ho-Cake!!
As for Sargeant Pain in the Ass, Michael really needs to find a life! How dare he think to dictate to Brian about what he should do with Gus! He's the most neglectful parent EVER! I laughed aloud when he was complaining about Ben's friends excluding him. I immediately thought of Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction and how she didn't like to be ignored either. Although the guys seem doomed and damned to endure that weasel's presence, hopefully the fact that they are forced to deal with him for a few hours and then making it an early night will placate him enough for him to sit his irrelevant, childlike ass down somewhere!!
Looking forward to MORE! Get to WORK!! LOL
Happy Writing and HUGS,
~Nichelle
Author's Response:
They just both make me want to squeeze them to death.
Date: Aug 02, 2016 5:00 pm Title: Chapter 1
I wonder how on earth anyone adn everyone ever lieved without the wise adn sage advise of Lindsey and Micheal? I mean really?!?! They have the best of intentions fo everyone and are continually putting their own wants and needs aside for teh sake of all others..............Pffffffffffffffft yea.......right.
I love there fics where I can get so bloody angry at these two. It's such fun. Micheal the ever present whiner and Lindsey, teh ever present stage mom.
Looking forward to the downward spiral you send these 2 on. It's always such a fun read. completely enjoyable and very satisfying. :)
Cheers,
Elaine
Author's Response:
I striped slip them Prozac but Blake was all say no to drugs. LOL